yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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