My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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