Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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