There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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