Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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