It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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