I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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