fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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