we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
