So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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