Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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