I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he was CRYING into my vagina
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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