Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
