Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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