Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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