dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
fuck your aforementioned shoe
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
