But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
