yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Dear god my vagina.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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