A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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