ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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