That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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