This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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