I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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