i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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