nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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