Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I enjoy the company of your penis
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