You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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