Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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