So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I died a long time ago.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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