If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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