But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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