ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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