once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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