Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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