...so i touched it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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