We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
