i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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