I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Houston, we have a squirter
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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