sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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