dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He keeps bees of course he's weird
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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