How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you will always have a special place in my vag
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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