Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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