whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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