you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
