Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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