I don't think brook has ever known best
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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