I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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