you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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