question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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