if i can run in heels then i can drive
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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