he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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