I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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