ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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