matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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