Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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